"Just Fired myself from cleaning my house.  I don't like my attitude and I got caught Drinking on the Job" kitchen towel.

 We only ship to the 48 Contiguous US states at this time.

In-stock items arrive within 1-2 weeks of order receipt. There is a 1–2 business day processing time for all orders before they ship out. Pre-ordered and backordered items will be available to ship on the date noted above.

Your satisfaction matters to us. If you're not completely satisfied with your order, we’ll gladly offer you an exchange or refund of the merchandise price within 30 days of receipt of product. For more information of returns, view our Return Policy.